Writing to Santa

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Blonde and a Pig	Voodoo Enronomics	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde Joke	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	New Favorite Number	77 vs 69
The Witty Truck Driver	Survivor for Alabamans	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Pop Goes The Blonde
Lesbian Harem	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Women Pass Less Gas	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Widows98	Nasty Mama
Bad Day Blondie	Yo mama's...Bus	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Father to Blonde Daughter
The Three Basketball Players On The Roof	What a Gasser	Yo mama's So Hairy	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
Office English Dictionary	JFKaput	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	If Resumes Told the Truth
Latex Gloves	Lab Monkeys	Loose Constructionists	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Man and Pharmacist	Political Jokes	Mechanic's Lube	Work Blows
Redneck...TV Antenna	Mouth Organ	Finder's keepers	Yo mama's So Old
Your Place or His	Carefully Placed Periods