Sex and Dieting

What's the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin? One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Blonde Skydiver
Lawyers Love Sushi!	Major Crackage	Little Wanky	Blonde Fired
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?	What P.M.S. Stands For	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Monica's New Boyfriend	Did I do that?	Half-Brainiac	Baby Talk
Blonde Basement	Blonde Test	Clocks	Fish Market
Drivers' Ed	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Scratch Those Thangs	Dought Girl
Blondes in a Frying Pan	Redneck Marriage	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	How Smart is Zach?
Yo mama's so fat... bath	Blonde in Grocery Store	Party!	Blonde and Genie
Dubya 'Do.	Blonde's Wine	Salesman: A New One, Really	Redneck Honeymoon
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	The Blonde and the Librarian
Latex Gloves	Sin and Shame	Blondes and Fun	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Braincells	Sunroof You All Night Long