Lawyers and Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Two Blondes and a Lake	Blonde Meets Cheerios
Broom Factory	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Bicycle	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Yo mama's So Poor
Gorilla Control	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Last Southern Virgin	Helisoft	You Stink So Bad	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park
Alabama Farmer	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Golf Fatality	Dr. Love
Redneck Christmas Shopping	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Forest Gump
69	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Bush's Advisors	Bush BM
Steak and Sex	Blonde Carpenter	Play Dead	There's No People Like Snow People
Where did it go?	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	What a Gasser	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Birdy	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Genealogy
Pitching a Tent	Blonde in Grocery Store