Lawyers and Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Yo mama's So Fat	Bright Eyes	Dirty Tricks
Pool	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Circumcisional Evidence	Abstinence
That's crazy	Yo Mama's So Skinny	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Bishop And The Ass
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Play Dead	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Sexual Olympics
Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Fish Market	Bamming in 'Bama
Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Blonde Ring Hijinx!
Osama is Celebate	Yo mama's so fat... clothes	Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Redneck Photo Op
Yo mama's So Ugly	Dude, I Rolled This Joint Venture	Blonde in the Morning	Knock knock... Britney Spears
Yo mama's So Stupid	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Clinton's Safe Sex
Blonde in the Morning	Clinton 'n' Buddy	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	Baywatch
Red Ball Express	Big Boss Man	Scratch Those Thangs	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Dad Eats Lightbulbs	Yo mama's...Beach	Burger King	You're Like A...
Little Boy Blue	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...