Lawyers and Vampires

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Your teeth are so busted...	Where Are My Meds?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed
Dirty Tricks	Genie and the Taliban	Blonde...Bananas	Sneezy
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Perfumed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Sex Relatively Speaking	Man and Pharmacist	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	What's Worse?
Blonde's Vocabulary	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Potential & Reality	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Two Sperm	Lunch Anyone?	Birdie Poem	Florida Orange Growers
350 Pounder?	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Sports and Virility	Return the Dog
Yo Mama's Teeth	The Blind Guy Polemic	Windows 666	Redneck and Bugs
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Blondes and Brunettes
No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Windows 666	Bird-Brained in Helopisa
Yo mama's So Fat	Mathematics	The Hired Help	Ouch!
Bad reception	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Pharmacist Phun	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail
Osama Gets Loaded	Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father