Leach

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?

The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Comfortable	Bill Of No Rights	Blonde Grenadier	Current Administration
That's A Buncha Bull	Me, I want a hoola hoop	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's
Martian Sex	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton's Favorite Things
A Real WANGsta	Big pimpin'	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
Louisiana Heritage	Inventions	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Le Stinkers	Virgins in Caves	Drivers' Ed	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Stupid	What Is Politics?	Walk the Walk
Jew Unit	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Small	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Redneck Thief	Replacing Vanna	Men With No Arms or Legs	Professor of Logic
Yo mama is like a brick...	Bin Laid	The Wet and the Blonde	Yo mama's So Hairy
Blonde Looking for a Job	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Abstinence	Broom Factory
Knock Knock: Dumb...	Blonde Smoker	Out of T.P.	Yo mama's smile
Put It On Your Organ	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics