Hockey

Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Virgins in Caves	Microsoftie	Coming to America	Hot Tomato
Man and Pharmacist	Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes Strike Back	Redneck on the Roof
Gore & Pantyhose	What's The Difference, Yo?	Clinton & KFC	Chuck The Yuck
Yo mama's So Fat	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Potato in the Pants	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Penis Requests a Raise	Iraqi Law	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	The Raffle
Bush and Bill	Call Me Back	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Gay Picnic	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama's so stupid	North vs. South
Respecting the First Lady	Condom Brands	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Talking Out of Your Ass	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Gonna Marry	Hot 'n' Heavy
Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blondes and Turtles	Women vs. Dog Poop
Fat Woman	Having to Take a Whisper	David Beckham Redux	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
Soyburger vs dildo	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Difference!	Can't Take You Anywhere
Your teeth are so busted...	Ice Cream