One Armed Man

Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

A: wave at him.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	White House Visitors	Blonde Pillow Talk	yo mama is so fat....
Bubba Died in a Fire	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Blonde Gymnastics	Easter Egg Hunt
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	The Christmas Elf Massacre	24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
Guys and Dolls	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Pa Won't Like It	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Blonde Trying to Eat	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
Scooby Doo	The Teacher's Gift	Actual Police Quotes	Monica's First Look
Yo mama's So Old	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus
Watch the Birdie	Piano Solo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Dubya Quotes
That's a Woman's Job	President Clinton & the Pope	Yo mama's so ugly	Limbless Prostitute
Sex In Advertising	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo mama's...Fat	Hard Drive
Rednecks' Dogs	You're So Ugly	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Blondes and Pickles
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Name That Animal, Kids	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Clinton and the Pope
Yo Mama's... Ugly	She Gives Great Headphone