Flesh-eating

Yo' mama so fat, her doctor said she had a flesh-eating disease and told her she had 13 years to live!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Move Over Little Johnny	The Millennium Kid	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Deadbeat in a Bar
Monica's First Look	Blonde Who Has it All	Viagra Coffee	Clinton -vs- Titanic
Sex Contract	Afghani TV Guide	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Elmo's Redesign
Blonde Luck	Parrot-Prostitutes	Brown and Serve	Confessions Of Sodom
Blond Restroom Attendant	Special Remedy	Jokes On You, Teacher	Things Just Fallin' Off
Snack Food	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Bombing Works	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Sheep Soup	Clinton's Protection	Hiding In The Closet	Carpet
Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Relay Race	Blonde Suicide	Yo mama's Teeth
Little People have little...	Para-shoot	10	What do puppies and gynecologists...
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Lost with Translation	Blonde Looking for a Job	Mrs. Shagwell
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush Gets Testy	Put It On Your Organ	Yo mama's...Ugly
Blonde and Doorknobs	Lab Monkeys	Blonde in a Round Room	Another Dumb Blonde
Losin' It	Yo mama's smile