Future

Q: How do you know when a man's planning for the future?

A: He buys TWO cases of beer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyer and Sperm	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Nursery Crimes	Chuck The Yuck
Yo mama's So Old	Blonde Cell Death	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Be Careful With That Viagra
Doctor Demented	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Wavey Blonde	What do u do if a blond...
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Star Trek	Elephant and Prostitute	Blonde...Infant Scale
You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	The Proxy Father	Actual Police Quotes	Ghetto Wedding Cake
Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Latex Gloves	Blonde - Detectives	JFKaput
Blonde in Grocery Store	350 Pounder?	Special Remedy	Bar... Alabama
Blondes in a Box	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Gross Grandma	Yo mama is a fatty
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Wallet and Genitals	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
No Special Sauce?	Osama the Chicken	Whitehouse Parrot	Yo mama's So Poor
You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	Toothbrush Salesman	Butt Question	You Might Be A Redneck If...Champagne
Redneck Parkin' Lot	HMO Executive	GayTermites	Yo mama's so poor... skateboard
Redneck Thief	Red Ball Express