Future

Q: How do you know when a man's planning for the future?

A: He buys TWO cases of beer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo mama's so fat...	You Might Be a Redneck if...
Blonde Gymnastics	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	72?
Bigfoot and Blonde	Winnie the Pooh	Fix This	The Painter & Her Eyesight
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Monks Made a Mistake	A Blonde Party	Whitehouse Parrot
Blonde and a Pig	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Wet Lawyers
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Gary Condit's M.O.	Yo mama's...Ugly	Euro-English Instead of German
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde in the Morning	Yo mama's...Fat	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Yo Mama's Halloween	Mama in a Tight Shirt	Extra-Large Condoms	Fortune 500
Blonde and Doorknobs	She's So Blonde	Bush is a Puppet?	Ceramic Guys
A Natural Blind	Please pass the mayo	Yo mama's...Fat	Pay-Per-Blonde
A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	DJ's First Day of School	Men With No Arms or Legs	Drastic Diet
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Pool	Jack and Jill II
Blondes and Cops	Running for Office