Kiss Me I'm Blonde

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

High Stakes	New Priest In Town	Abstinence	Why God Created Man
Deathbed Lawyer	Yo mama's So Old	Fat Woman	Alabama Farmer
Chalkboard Culprit	Constipation	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	President Hillary
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Pee On A Ferrari	Blonde...Faxes
Yo Mama's So Dumb	A Blonde's Brain At Work	The Blonde Fox	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
Uncle Tommy's Closet	Relay Race	One hungry Bush...	Snack Food
Fish Market	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	What's Your Poison?	Gum
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	A helping hand	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Tennis Balls
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Ear Condoms
Yo Mama's So Small	Don't Step Out of the Car	Rooster Prozac	New Priest In Town
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	The Blond Date	Redneck in a Suit	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie	Dim Bulb	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Rent
Rogaine and Viagra	Blonde Ambition