Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Rosebud	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Christmas in West Virginia
Pervert Psychiatrist	It Burns	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Orgy at Never Neverland
Yo Mama's So Poor	Roman Warrior	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Flour Patch
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	A Redneck Retaliation	Friendly Neighbors	Yo mama so stupid...
Redneck Fly-swatter	Drink up	Ed Zachery Disease	Blonde Nurse
Red Ring	Law School Graduation Gift	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Holiday
Blonde Mixup	Rope a Dope	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
What's Worse?	Blonde and Clock	Burning Bush	Morning at the White House
Elephant and Man	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Carefully Placed Periods	Mommy, Mommy!
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	The Jewish Vote	Life Saver	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"	Infectious Fast Food	Mexican or Mexican't
Smokey the Bear	Bush Gets Testy	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Jingle Blondes
Dr. Doctor	Blonde NASA Engineer