Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Twelve Inch Pianist	Sex and Air	I feel like chicken tonight
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	Osama is Celebate	Confucious...Baseball
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	JFKaput	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Inventions	Easter Egg Hunt	What's Worse?	First Class
Popularity Is A Relative Term	Monica At The UN	Monday Night Osama	Yo mama's nasty!
Thank You For Flying With Us	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Southern Foreplay	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Understanding Marketing	Fishing for a Week	Elephant and Man
Yo Mama's So Country	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Yo mama's...Ugly	Grosser Than Gross Kiss
Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Blonde Coffee Breaks	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous
Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	I feel like chicken tonight	Watch and Learn	Clinton's Favorite Things
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Condoms	Runny Noodle	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Designated drunkard
Redneck...Bath	Blonde in Disguise