Blonde Milking

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!
Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	I feel like chicken tonight	Nursery Crimes
Unlikely	Close But No Cigar	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Drink up
72?	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Apple and Worm	Soapy Sales
You Might Be A Redneck	Tank Girl	Blonde and License Plates	None
Little Wanky	Watch Where You Step	What Didja Learn?	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Blondes Doing the Wave	Milking it	Like Midgets In The Night...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
Iranians	Viagra for Gramps	Yo mama's So Stupid	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Ladies First	Gay Midget
Seduction Made Easy	Jesus and Moses	The Blonde and the Blinker	Little Johnny is Number One
Blonde Nurse	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Talking Blondes	Fast Food for Rednecks
Punk 'n' Parrot	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Scags Who Blew Bill	Fire Truck
What Men Need Most	Wallet and Genitals