Scale

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Blonde Passenger	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Hilarious Signs
Blondes n' Crayons	Poker... or Her...	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama's...Ugly
The First Profession	Michael Jackson and Casper	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Wright, Right?
Blonde in a Barber Shop	Oscar Meyer	Blonde Counting Sheep	Yo mama's So Skinny
Redneck Yardwork	The Vampire	Irish Cream	Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen	Redneck Honeymoon	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Legs Open
Yo Mama's So Fat... World	What's the difference between a...	What Didja Learn?	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Doctor Demented	Yo Mama's So Small	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo mama's...Fat
Why God Created Man	What's That, Tampon?	Honeymoon	Things Found Only In America
Yo mama's So Fat	Gary Condit's Pants	Yo mama's So Stupid	Military Service
What a Gasser	Flower Flub-o-rama	J.Lo and doorknobs	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Brunette Meets Genie	Blonde on the Run	PC Three Little Pigs	Government vs. Mafia
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Leper Stew