1 1/2 LBS

How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?
You unzip it!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Streakers and Strokers	Fresh Meat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Bubba's Secret	Hanging with Blondes	Blond Father	The roof is on fire
Blow pop	Tennis Balls	Stained	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde Who Has it All	Yo Mama Laundromat	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Four Men and Their Dogs
Wallet and Genitals	The Vampire	Yo mama's...Fat	Late AGAIN
The Engineer and the Bike	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Star Dreck	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Monica's First Look	A Natural Blind	Hobo vs. Homo	Bunny Love
Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	What's That, Tampon?	Go Fish	Redneck Ghost Story
Bleachin Yo Mama	Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Redneck Wins the Lottery
Yo mama's So Poor	Rump Roastin'	Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's...Ugly	A manager walks into his office...	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Nouveau Riche Blonde
Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Yo mama so fat...