1 1/2 LBS

How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?
You unzip it!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

There She Blows	Nursery Crimes	What Are Politics?	Blondes in a Volkswagen
How To Get A Raise	Tigger Please	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Heaven and Hell	Yo mama's So Old	Peopling The Earth	Yo mama's So Dumb
Hole in One	Malcolm in the Puddle	Oscar Meyer	Horny Old Ladies
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	NASCAR	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
White, Slimy, & Horny	Surprise Package	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Yo Mama's So Old
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	747	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Yo mama's So Ugly	Brunette Meets Genie	Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision	Doctor Demented	Yo mama's So Stupid	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Flies on Poo	Yo mama's so hairy...	Elevator Scene	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	What Sex is Polly?	Computer Breasts	You Big Tomato
Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Bird Watcher	Corn Hole	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps
Peckers	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry