Hilarious Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

132 votes, And 8785 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	BlondeMotorWorks	The Mystery of Childbirth	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
Concorde Humor	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton's Interns
Dirty Swiss	Six Feet Under The Sheets	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Yo mama's so stupid...
Blonde House Party	Sports and Virility	Mozart Beyond the Grave	Keeping In Under The Kilt
40' Long and Stinky	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Hey fatty	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company
Irish Cream	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Jane's Addiction	White, Slimy, & Horny
Drastic Diet	Fart Glossary	Yo mama sooooo dumb	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Stooooopid Mama	New Baby	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Yo mama's...Skinny
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Blonde lumberjack	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Snack Food
High Stakes	Minor differences	Stayin' Alive	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets
Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Yo mama's So Fat	Newlyweds	Tardy Blonde
The Blonde and the Blinker	Hot Lunch	Yo mama's So Stupid	Sex In Advertising
Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...