Reindeer

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?

They go to town and blow a couple of bucks.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Please pass the mayo	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Dumb as Rocks
Redneck Family Values	Megastore, Megasale	Yummy Mama	Grandma
A manager walks into his office...	Redneck Religiousity	A Blonde with Earrings	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Clear Blue Easy
Yo mama's So Hairy	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Yo mama's So Fat
Egg Donor	Screw The World	Yo mama's So Fat	Widows98
Doctor Demented	George Bush is So Stupid...	Elephant and Man	War Pigs
Monica's First Look	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	Yo mama's...Fat	Optimistic Jack
Soyburger vs dildo	Losin' It	A Fashion Sense	Yo Mama's So Old
Blonde Who Has it All	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Yo Mama's So Stupid... stabbed	Vaseline Knob
Really Bloody Mary	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Hot Doggin'	Blonde and Calculator
The Clever Lawyer	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	The Aggie	Slippery Doorknob
Yo mama's So Fat... Skip	Stooooopid Mama