Mistletoe

You''re mamas so ugly, at Christmas, we hang her up and kiss the mistletoe.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

People Really Said These Things In Court	Perfect Fit	Blonde Bicycle	77 vs 69
Shark Attack	Flies in a Lightbulb	Blonde...Bananas	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...
The Doctor's Convention	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Confucious...Baseball	Wallet and Genitals
JFKaput	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Why I Am So Tired	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Adam's New Organs	Yo mama's...Fat	Bad Lawyer	Radical Procedure
Six Hours to Live	Greg Norman	Stoplight	American Divorce
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Yo mama's So Fat	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony
Yo mama's so fat... door	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Blonde In A Bathroom	Ark-N-Saw
Blonde Girlfriend	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Runny Noodle	Turtle Soup
Condit vs. Clinton	Blonde Skydiver	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid, condom	If Ever You're Choking...	DJ's First Day of School	Cinderella Gets Some Ash
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Blank Willow	Yo mama's So Poor	New Canadian Flag
Yo mama's So Fat	Highbrow Genital Jokes