Mistletoe

You''re mamas so ugly, at Christmas, we hang her up and kiss the mistletoe.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mountain Bike	Yo Mama's Halloween	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Blonde Snowman
You Might Be a Redneck if...	Sex vs. Computers	F-A-R-M	Hooked On Dem Jets
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Yo mama's...fat	The Engineer and the Bike	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Lawyers in Lust	Thank You For Flying With Us
Blondes and Turtles	You Might Be A Redneck...Chew	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Hanging With Rednecks
Blonde Car Hijinx!	One hungry Bush...	If _____ Made Toasters	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Five Minutes to Midnight	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Impotence
Bed Football	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Hiding In The Closet	How To Get A Raise
Gay on Airplane	Bee Milky	Little Johnny's Halloween	Bush Has a Short One
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Ed Zachery Disease	Blonde License	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
911	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
International Beer Syndrome	J.Lo and doorknobs	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Yo mama's so Nasty
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	It's What's For Dinner