Ham Sandwhich

A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Skittles	It Ain't Surgery	Braggadocio
What Are Politics?	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Door Hinge	Stuck in the middle
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Afghani Fowl	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Vampire	Rosebud	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Blonde in Grocery Store
Ask The Doctor	Bush and Bill	Politician Walking	Pickled Bread
What A Woman/Man Really Means	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Playing Doctor	Yo mama's...Forklift
Yo Mama's So Old	Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..	6.9	Lipstick Or...?
Elephantitis	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Fat Woman	What is red and green?
Hot Enough For You?	Gassy Broad	Brunettes and God	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road
Your Profession and Your Libido	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Clinton's DNA	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Halle Berry Bares All
Yo Mama's Poor Christmas	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Wife's Work on the Sly	Old Ladies and The Flasher
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips