Toilet Bowl

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You're So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Clinton's Safe Sex	Backstroke Dolly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Yo mama's So Poor	Trapped Inside a Whale
Christmas Carol Parrot	Adventures in Disneyland	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	New Favorite Number
Diplomacy Definition	747 Full of Lawyers	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's So Fat
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Bush Does a Favor	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Human Resource Lingo
3 Men, 3 Wishes	Did I do that?	Biting	Cuban Delicacy
Rules of Bedroom Golf	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Yo mama's...Fat	Backwoods High Tech
Dr. Doctor	Talking Out of Your Ass	Loitering Mama	132 legs and 8 teeth
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Al Gore's Piercings
Annoying Boy on Bus	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	There were two blondes at the park...
Winter Lovers	Yo Mama Lipbia	It Ain't Surgery	Redneck and Bugs
Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Lamaze Class	Bin Laid	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
A Sack Full of Chickens	Hanging with Blondes