You're so ugly....

You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Potatoes Hotatoes	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Blondes and Ice Cubes	Virgin Trucker
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Microwave Cookery	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	The Christmas Elf Massacre
Weiner Eater	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Country Politics	Pool
Blonde Battallion	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Sliding Doors	Broomsticks
Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Redneck Ghost Story
Shirts Off	Play Dead	Pre-Paid Plan	Splish Splash Through the Field
The Blonde Fox	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Peopling The Earth
Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Fire Truck	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Blonde Bedtime
Blondes and Fun	Shirt Words	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Steroid Breast Stroke
Chilling with the Eskimo	Say What Again?	Yo mama's So Fat	Democrat's Concession
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Sin and Shame	Code for Sex
Yo mama's so stupid... dig	There was a man who loved baked beans...