You're so ugly....

You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Things About a Blonde	People Really Said These Things In Court	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Redneck Bubble Baths
Hungry Mama	Exotic Male Dancer	The Last Southern Virgin	They''re Grrrrrreat
Old Lady Shakes	Line of Blondes	Leeches	Clinton's Protection
Roman Warrior	Uncle Tommy's Closet	What's the difference between a...	Blondes and Turtles
Curious Pickup Line	Three words that describe Britney Spears	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Improvements in Hell
Round and Round It Goes	Blonde...Faxes	Redneck Accessories	Blonde Half-Wit
Blonde in the Mirror	Pigskin Pro	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Greasy
Jenna's Predicament	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Bunny Love
Two Hookers	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks	Political Pampers	The 11th Commandment
Blonde in Freezer	Don't Welsh On Me	Fast Food Blondes	Yo mama's So Old
Grandma's Birthday	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Shoplifting	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped
Optimistic Jack	Government vs. Mafia	Princess Di and Thomas	Brunette Shopping
Man and Pharmacist	Yo mama' got sauce