Squirrel

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?

To keep his nuts warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Chillin' Biddies	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Keep Warm	Fishing for a Week	That's crazy	Parakeet Cereal
Arctic Hooker	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Hey fatty	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Peanut In Your Ear	Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde E-Mail	Stoplight	Corduroy Condom
Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's so fat... train	Monster Valentine	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Dumb Crooks Roundup	You're Like A...
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo mama's so stupid...	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Blind Skydivers	Respectfully Cheating	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Arkansas State Residency Application
Made in Canada	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Shriveled Lovin'	Bill Of No Rights
Osama Mama	Abstinence	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama is so dumb...
Sharks and Lawyers	Redneck Parkin' Lot	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	500 lawyers in the ocean
Biting	Southern Values