Squirrel

Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?

To keep his nuts warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Man and Pharmacist	What Are Politics?	Bright Eyes	Dr. Feelgood
Working Relationship	Blonde's Salon	Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant
Yo mama's...Fat	Afghani TV Guide	Miracle Exercise	Yo mama's so fat...
Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Job Fair	Barbie and Britney	Yo mama's...Stupid
Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	You So Ugly	Snack Food	Genie and the Taliban
Blonde Nurse	Jedi Nights	Morning at the White House	Blonde and Prawn
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	First Class	Hot Air Balloon	Bush's Advisors
Yo mama's...Ugly	Four Men and Their Dogs	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Donkey Compliment
Black Sheep	Yo Mama's So Poor	Braggadocio	Professor of Logic
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo mama's So Stupid	Extra-Large Condoms
President Clinton & the Pope	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	What Do You Call?	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
Q & A...Shower	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde In A Bathroom	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Gary Condit's Clock	Baking Blondes