Flies

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Grandpa Gets Off	Blonde Arrow	High Sperm Count
Crab Cakes	Blonde in the Third Grade	Microsoft in Detroit?	Adam and Eve, Surprised
Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Chuck The Yuck	Peopling The Earth	David Beckham
How Bill and Hillary Really Met	Growing Old	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde and Drive-Thru
Blonde and Prawn	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Blonde Carpenter	Plaster Lawyers
Yo mama's nasty!	Yo mama's...Useless	Yo mama's So Stupid	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
Blonde Cell Death	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Monica At The UN
Arkansas State Residency Application	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Microsoft in Detroit?
A man's logic	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Enron Transcripts	World War III
Blonde and Blonder	Limbless Prostitute	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	A Fashion Sense
Saving Her Butt	Texas Talkin'	Mechanic's Lube	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Eternal Judgment	Dumb Crooks Roundup	Hard Sleepin'
Crossdresser Funnies	Pharmacist Phun