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Yo mama is so fat, after your parents have sex, your dad has to hit her in the belly to ride the waves out.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Cow with No Legs	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Heavenly HMO	Blonde and a Pig
G-spot vs. a Golfball	Birth Control	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	No Special Sauce?
Prostitiute's Friends	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Bill Gates and General Motors	Adam's New Organs
Dog Days	Bull	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Yo mama's So Poor	Chew on this	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	If _____ Made Toasters	Better Luck Next Time
Lunch Anyone?	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Yo mama's So Stupid	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Florida Orange Growers	Lipstick Or...?	Five Surgeons
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bleachin Yo Mama	Priestly Duties	Three Girls Go Camping
A Few Good Lawyers	Grosser than gross.. underwear	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Ba Ba Black Sheep
Yo mama's...Ugly	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Blonde and a Pig	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Bush Fans	Concorde Humor	Dr. Doctor	Blonde - Death in the Family
Yum!	You Might Be A Redneck...