Onions

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Fresh Meat	Grandpa Gets Off
Little People have little...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Loose Potatoes	Clinton's Safe Sex
Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Male Masturbation	Military Service	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Rules For Work	Redneck Engineering Exam	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
The Aging Explorer	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Redneck Death
One day a hunter was walking...	Perfect Penis	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Yo mama's...Fat	Smurf and Turf	The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Yo mama's...Ugly
Holiday	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Paying the Price of Marriage	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Coincidentally	Ark-N-Saw	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Confucius...Sausage	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Clinton's DNA	Bush Gets Testy	Yo Mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama and her Car
No More Labor Pains	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	In a murder trial...	Pay-Per-Blonde
Clinton's Finished Now	What's Your Poison?