Lyin' Lawyer Laffs

How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

5 presidents are on a plane	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	32 Rednecks	Helisoft
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	You might be a redneck if your daddy...	The Blondes' Revenge	Sex vs. Computers
Osama = Crabs?	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Burried 10 Feet Under
Yo mama's So Ugly	Osama Bin Lighted	Capitol Parrot	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Small Things	Fifty-Dollar Bet	The Blonde and the Worm	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Parakeet Cereal	Door Hinge	First Class	Two Old Ladies
Blonde in Your Fridge	Like Midgets In The Night...	New Baby	Get Your Feet Wet
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Shower	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born
Honeymoon	Priestly Duties	Why God Created Man	Circumcision...At Your Age?
Miracle Drug	Tasty, tasty fat!	Al Gore's Piercings	Wright, Right?
Redneck Soccer	Runny Noodle	Florida Orange Growers	She's So Blonde
Shirt Words	Ask The Doctor	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Grandma
Yo mama' got sauce	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...