Late

Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?

They gave him the cold shoulder!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Skydiving	Use Your Pituitary	Yo Mama's a Saint
Blonde and a Sock	The Mystery of Childbirth	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Blonde's Twinkle	Blow pop	Yo mama's So Ugly	Peopling The Earth
Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List	Redneck Engineering Exam	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Circumcisional Evidence
Redneck Driver's License Application	From Cradle to Ladle	Pool	Pee On A Ferrari
Heavy Sack	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Ten Cents	Al Gore's Piercings
Blonde's Bridge	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Oldest Couple Ever	David Beckham Redux
The Proxy Father	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo mama's So Stupid	Land Of Milk And Honey
Hot Revenge	Minor differences	Yo mama's...Stupid	Lawyers' Birth Control
Gross Siamese Tongue	Baking Blondes	New Rules For Employment	On the Rooftop
Blonde - Death in the Family	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	The Smartest Dog Ever
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Doctor Demented	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Definition of	Practice