Late

Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?

They gave him the cold shoulder!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Really Bloody Mary	Bzzzz	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Stick of Dynamite
Supermarket Mother	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	First Day Out	Please pass the mayo
Made in Canada	Bigfoot and Blonde	Yo mama's so Fat	Blonde on the Run
Brown and Serve	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	The Great Wiener Caper
Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's So Poor	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Beer Translations
Irish Cream	Mexican or Mexican't	A Redneck Retaliation	One Good Deed
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Redneck Soccer	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	The Paperboy	Yo mama's...Bus
You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Yo mama's Teeth	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Blonde Basement	Redneck Job Interview	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Snowmen and Snowwomen
Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Yo Mama Lipbia	Dumb as Rocks
Keep it on the DL	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	I'll Give You...
Yo mama's...Fat	Working Relationship