Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Loose Potatoes	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Drivers' Ed
Whistle While You Twurk	Sanitary Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	Bamming in 'Bama
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	No Special Sauce?	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Visiting Grandma...	Man Catches Crocodile
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Zip It. Zip It Good.	You Work for the Government When:	Blonde Hits the Ground Last
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Bubba Gets Smart	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Blonde NASA Engineer	Two Hookers	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Florida Orange Growers	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's...Stupid	Pro Congress?	Hot Dog
If You Could!	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty	Vandal Scandal	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY
Redneck on the Radio	Monica's First Look	Clinton's Music	Healthy Virgin
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Gay Midget	Redneck Pants	You Might Be A Redneck If...
Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Curd and Rod