Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Ya, Chicken?	You're So Poor	Dwarf Eskimo	HMO Executive
Heavenly HMO	Bombing Works	National Bird	Wal-marks the spot
Laxative Cough Therapy	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Clinton's Protection	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Flour Patch	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Blonde Data	Redneck Honeymoon
Redneck's Medical Dictionary	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Yo mama's...Fat	What do puppies and gynecologists...
Osama's New City	One hungry Bush...	New Baby	M&M's
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde Gets Job	Yo mama's...Fat	Fishing for a Week
Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Yo Mama's So Country	Getting Old	Dirty Knees
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes	Rules For Work	Blonde Skydiver	www.YoMama
Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sheep Soup	Blonde in the Morning
Condoms	Democrat's Concession	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Tasties in a Half Shell
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Yo mama's So Fat	Hot Doggin'	Chicken Crossfire
Famous George W. Quotes	A Road Trip to Yo Mama