Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Better Luck Next Time	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Paper Street
Unlikely	Redneck Engineering Exam	Job Fair	He's So Lucky, He's A Star
Three Hellos	A Letter To Tide	Heffahump	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Half-Brainiac	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Two Old Ladies	Captured Blonde
Divorce	OSU	Blonde Boobies	Bush on Unemployment Aid
Respectfully Cheating	Drastic Diet	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Blonde Invention	Tooth	You Big Tomato	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons
Gum	Ugly mama and a tail	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Yo mama's So Stupid
Nudist Colony	Air Head on a Beer	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Church
Stick of Dynamite	Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Yo mama so fat...	Lawyer Croaks	Jane's Addiction	Deer Tracks
Blonde Bird Watcher	Blondes and Colds	Easter Blondies	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Dating vs. Marriage	Blonde with Half a Brain