Dinner's Ready!

Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Meets Cheerios	Blonde With Braces	Blondes and Waterskiing	Deaf Rover
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Blind Man and the Whore	The Teacher's Gift
Guys and Dolls	Doe a Deer	Curious Pickup Line	Perfumed Blonde
Blonde and Tracks	The Golden Fiddle	Drastic Diet	Yo mama's So Hairy
Blonde and shower caps	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Swing Low Sweet Charriot
Talking Out of Your Ass	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Sex Advice	Professor of Logic
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	The Muffler	Elephantitis	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
You Might Be A Redneck If...	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Dumb mama joke
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so dumb...	Clinton's First	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Why don't witches wear panties?	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Yo mama's So Poor	Fast Food for Rednecks	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	It's Not Genetics
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo mama's...Stupid	Milk: It Doesn't A Blonde Good	You Might Be A Redneck If...
Beatles	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair