Skunk

What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You're So Poor	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Work Blows	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Blonde...Bananas
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush is a Puppet?	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Jingle Balls
Smart Pills	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Osama's Covered Wagon	Yo mama's So Poor
Rent	Glories of old age	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Hide the Duke
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Hot 'n' Heavy	Redneck Grandma	The Wet and the Blonde
Redneck Truck	You're So Poor...Trashcan	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	A Roomful of Rednecks	Surprise Package	Blonde's Shoes
Dubya 'Do.	Shoplifting	You Big Tomato	You're Like A...
Jumping Rope	Gassy Broad	Man and Pharmacist	Yo mama's so stupid
Yo mama's So Fat	Clinton and a lightbulb	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama is so nasty...
Deer Tracks	Viagra Coffee	I'll Give You...	The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
Yo mama's So Ugly	An Egyptian man is walking...