Skunk

What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Interns	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Mr. Macho	Redneck Teeth
Blonde House Party	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Redneck Death	Sharks and Lawyers
Man Catches Crocodile	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Smile if You're Blonde	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Horseback Riding	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Smart Pills	If You Could!
Pop Goes The Blonde	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Yo mama's So Old	Little Johnny is Number One
You Might Be A Redneck If...	100,000 Frenchman	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Blonde on the Run
Yo Mama's So Old	First Cut is the Deepest	Upside Down Blonde	Respectfully Cheating
George W. and Moses	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Definition of Agony
A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Blonde Nurse	Iranians	Tennis Balls
Yo mama's so stupid...	Phone Line	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Screwed, For Sure
Another Dumb Blonde	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Southern University Psychology	Bzzzz
Deaf and Dumb Kid	Parakeet Cereal	Yo Mama's Underwear	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Another Saturday Night	Blonde's Finals