Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton Stew	Yo Mama's... Hairy	The Scott's Pocket Watch	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
Playing Doctor	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Love At First Sight	Yo Mama's Halloween
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Mail Order Blonde
Yo mama's so fat... belt	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Blonde Horse Sense	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Yo mama's So Fat	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Blonde...Faxes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Yo mama's so fat... door	Monica's Testimony	Upside Down Blonde	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
New Baby	Nutty Hunters	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Blonde - Contractor
Yo mama's So Fat	Mouth Organ	Work Blows	Man Catches Crocodile
Clinton's Bookmarks	Soy Toy	Lost with Translation	Blonde in Grocery Store
She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Redneck Porch	Blonde at the Appliance Store	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!
Put It On Your Organ	Bush's Favor	Redneck Shopper	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
Hard Drive	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Smoker	Yo mama's So Fat
Old Ladies and The Flasher	Blonde Tag