Fly Swatter

You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles as your back scratcher.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Chillin' Biddies	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	BlondeMotorWorks	What's the difference between a blonde...
Closer to God	Yo mama's tities...	Keep Warm	Hanging with Blondes
String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Microwave Cookery	Voodoo Enronomics	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	The Ages of Man	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Yo mama's So Stupid	Higher Larnin'	Paper Street	Yo mama's So Stupid
The Naked Truth	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Dought Girl	Cosmopolitan Redneck
The Muffler	Paris Native	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
Newlyweds	Cartwheeling for Cash	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Yo mama's So Ugly
Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Gonna Marry	The Wet and the Blonde
I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Pickled Bread	TiVo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Men With No Arms or Legs	Yo mama's So Ugly	Country Politics	Yo mama's So Nasty
You Might Be A Redneck	Flower Flub-o-rama	Luke's Saga	Osama and Bush Have a Dog Fight
Tigger Please	Genie in a bottle