Drowing

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elephant Tampon	yo mama is so fat....	Yo mama's so fat...	Bill Of No Rights
Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Recycling	Make-a-Wish Foundation
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	Horny Toad	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
A Redneck Retaliation	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Surfing USA	Blonde and Blonder
Redneck Baby	Blonde Minivan Tragedy	Executive Decision	Mexican or Mexican't
Play Dead	Yo mama's So Fat	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Redneck Sex Ed
Dentata	The Quotable Marion Barry	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Lawyer-Client Relations
Yo mama's So Ugly	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Bubble Blowing Duckies
Your mom is so stupid...	Yo mama's So Nasty	It's Open Lawyer Season!	The Eyes Have It
C.E.O. D.U.M.B	Tiny Headed Man	Talking Blondes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks
Give Him What He Wants	Pickle Slicer	Bar... Alabama	Two Blondes and a Camel
Mechanic's Lube	Scratchy Lottery	Inventions	Dumb Crooks Roundup
Did you hear....?	Scags Who Blew Bill