Drowing

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Fat Chance	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Shree Hill	Mouth Organ
Oscar Meyer	Tickle These, Elmo	Steak and Sex	Genital Mutilation is Funny
Fascinating	A Natural Blind	Yo mama's So Ugly	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	Confessions Of Sodom	Chuckie Cheese Please
Fat Chance	Baby Mama	Redneck Soccer	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Yo mama's...Fat	Hot 'n' Heavy	Elevator Scene
Beer Translations	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles
Pro Congress?	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Engineering Exam
Yo mama's So Stupid	Pickle Slicer	Yo mama's So Flat	Blonde and Halogen
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Another Saturday Night	Ceramic Guys	Turtle Sexuality
Girls and Planes	I'll Give You...	Screw The World	Pitching a Tent
Two Blondes and a Camel	Yo Mama's So Dumb... brains