Fly Swatter

You know you're a redneck when your flyswatter doubles as your spatula!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	What, No Golden Goose?	Hilarious Signs	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer
Broom Factory	Yo mama's...Fat	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Yo mama's So Stupid
Mama knows how to have fun	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Yo mama's so Nasty
Orgy at Never Neverland	Moms and Their Snooping	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Code for Love
Blonde Who Has it All	Redneck's Last Words	Parakeet Cereal	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Three Blondes	Annoying Boy on Bus	Bob Dole's Band	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
Baby Talk	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	69
Blonde Brushing Hair	Wavey Blonde	Redneck and Bugs	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Monica's First Look	Yo mama's nasty!	You're So Poor...Trashcan	What are you thinking about?
Made in Canada	Redneck Thief	Taxed Blonde	No Special Sauce?
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Military Service	Yo mama's so ugly	Screwdrivin' Clinton
I feel like chicken tonight	Parsley	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
The Smartest Dog Ever	Gold Digger