Pick Up Line

Guy: Do you know a good veterination?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: I've got sick pythons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck College Grad	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Scott's Pocket Watch	What Are Politics?
Deep In The Fourth Quarter	What's That, Tampon?	Keep Warm	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Yo Mama's...Old	Gorilla Control	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Toilet-Bathtub Conversation
Drivers' Ed	Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama is so nasty...	Yo mama's So Fat
What's Worse?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Skinny	This is a poor joke
Legs Open	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo mama's...Ugly	Clinton & A Screwdriver
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Braggadocio	Why'd The Redneck?	Star Trek
Clinton Stew	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Arkansas Scholars	Fascinating
Blond Father	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Out of T.P.
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Fly Away	Yo mama' got sauce	You Might Be A Redneck If...Darryl
Yo mama's...fat	Lunch Anyone?	Practice	Brainy Blonde
You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Another Saturday Night