Pick Up Line

Guy: Do you know a good veterination?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: I've got sick pythons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Looking for a Job	A Zoo Story	Fly Away	Blondes Strike Back
Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Military Service	Hiney Bubbles	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Okie Jokie	Mechanic's Lube	Yo mama's...Fat
A Roomful of Rednecks	Abstinence	Blonde Bicycle	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Job Application	Wizard of Oz	Blonde Car Hijinx!	You're So Poor
Yo mama's... stupid	Yo Mama Laundromat	Microsoft in Detroit?	Question...Sex Change
Yo Mama's So Country	The Businessman's Medical Problem	Ice Hole	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Yo mama's nasty!	Return the Dog	Adventures in Disneyland	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat	Smokin' Dope	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Arkansas Scholars
Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Redneck...Bath	Naked Man on the Run	Peeing Leprechaun
Long Road Home	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	The Wonder Bra	Yo mama's so fat... pictures
Mexican or Mexican't	Boy Scout	Drastic Diet	Peckers
Prune Pizza	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN