Magic Marker

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

In case she had to draw some blood.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Yo mama's So Stupid	Vampires in a Bar	Bombing Works
Get You With The Nine	Rosebud	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Trucks and Babies
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Gags For The Office Drone	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
Six Hours to Live	Lesbians in a Canoe	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Rubbing Her The Right Way
That's A Buncha Bull	Your mother is obese...	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
Donations for Dee Dee	Yo mama's so fat...	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Bubba Gets Smart
What would you do?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Why did the blonde go up on top...
A Horoscope For The Workplace	Nuns on the Run	Blonde and Elephants	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Abstinence	Pinocchio and Splinters	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Blonde In A Bathroom
Right of Way	Limbless Prostitute	Yo mama's So Stupid	Headache
Yo mama's So Poor	That's tacky	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup	The Invention of the Copper Wire
Yo mama's So Ugly	Fly Away	The Test	Yo mama's so stupid... dig
West Virginian Women	Adult Swim