Magic Marker

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

In case she had to draw some blood.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Like Father Like Son	Chuckie Cheese Please	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Bush BM	Two Sperm	Yo Mama's So Poor
Ice Ice Baby	Blondes and cow patties	Learning to Fly	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Gotcha!	Yo mama's so stupid... order	Shop At WalRusMart	Carefully Placed Periods
Yo mama's so Nasty	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Blonde in the Morning	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Where's the Blow Hole	Monster Valentine	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Lawyer-Client Relations
Cherry Pop	Fishing for a Week	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Rednecks' Teeth	Yo Mama's so fat... broke
You Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Homosexual	Arctic Hooker
Para-shoot	Martian Sex	Little Johnny's Wish	Blonde With Braces
Fire Truck	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Yo mama's So Small
Flighty Blonde	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Put It On Your Organ	Yo mama's Such A Loser
Yo Mama's Groteque Obesity	Pacific Ocean Lawyers