Human

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and a Pig	Titillating	Chuckie Cheese Please	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Blonde Nurse	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Never Seen A Priest	This Joke is Bananas!
Gay Picnic	Blonde Data	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	You Know You're Old
Radical Procedure	Wizard of Oz	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	In-law vs Outlaw
Fork it up	Drastic Diet	One hungry Bush...	Eye Rub
Let's Play War	The Blind Guy Polemic	Blonde in the Morning	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...
Honeymoon	White, Slimy, & Horny	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Ten Cents
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde with Chickens	Yo mama's so dumb...	Blonde Looking for a Job
Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Yo mama's So Ugly	Parsley	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Politically Speaking	Drowning Lawyer
Hot Air Balloon	Flighty Blonde	Kid and Animals	Blonde's Cheer
Frosty	Captain Hook's Death	Mad Cows	Osama's New City
Bamming in 'Bama	Yo mama's Such A Loser