Human

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Flat	Blonde Pillow Talk	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	The Quotable Marion Barry
Yo mama's so fat... school	Little Leprechaun?	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Farmer and the Cow	Executive Decision	Yo mama's So Fat	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Alabama Farmer	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Condom
Yo mama's...Fat	Easter Egg Hunt	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Fat	Play Dead	Old People And Nastiness
How To Get A Raise	Oldest Couple Ever	Indecent Exposure	Osama in the Holy Land
Confucius...Sausage	This Joke is Bananas!	Bin Laid	Drastic Diet
Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Blonde Skydiver
Yo mama's So Old	Special Remedy	Urinalotta Trouble	Yo mama's So Stupid
George W. and Moses	Code for Love	Getting Flowers	Yo Mama Like a Stamp
And You're Not Even Drunk	Yo mama's so fat... runs	I Nearly Pissed Myself	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Helen Keller Joke	Yo mama's...Stupid