Beer Opening

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she brings it to you!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Fresh Meat	Talking Italian	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Yo Mama's So Ugly	POV	Free Sex with Fill Up	3 Wishes
Witchy Women	Yo mama's So Fat	Lawyer vs. Snake	Blonde on Fire
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama is so poor...	Incontinent Vegetarian	Lesbian Harem
Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Clocks	One hungry Bush...	Dinner's Ready!
The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo mama's so fat... chins	Hillbilly Newlyweds
Elevator Scene	One hungry Bush...	Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Man and Pharmacist	The Great Crab Escape	Blonde's Finals	The Painter & Her Eyesight
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so poor ...	Hard Sleepin'	It Ain't Surgery
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Swim Meet	Student Nurse	Runny Noodle
Coming Into The Closet	Mom's French Connection	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Yo Mama Road Sign
Upside Down Blonde	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Winter Lovers	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't
Bunny Love	Yo Mama's Teeth...