First Lady

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Einsteinium	Saddam Hussein	Carpet	yo mama is so fat....
Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yummy Mama
Bzzzz	Crab Cakes	You are a Redneck...	Frenchman Walks into a Bar
Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Yo mama's So Poor	Adventures in Disneyland	Pool
100,000 Frenchman	Thank You For Flying With Us	Confucious...Baseball	Spermally Speaking
Gary Condit's M.O.	Blonde E-Mail	Jingle Balls	Shop At WalRusMart
Yo mama's So Flat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Lay off
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Grandpa Gets Off	This Joke is Bananas!
Bush BM	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Strict Sex Schedule	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Elephant and Man	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Chilled Crabs	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury
Arkansas Toothbrush	Iraqi Law	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Play Dead
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	German Virginity	Yo mama so dirty...	Taxation
You're Like A...	Microwave Cookery