First Lady

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elephant Tampon	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Redneck Bubblebath	Little Leprechaun?
Mail Order Blonde	Glories of old age	A Small Journey Through Hell	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Clinton's Safe Sex	Government Tactics	Big pimpin'	Redneck Fly-swatter
Rope a Dope	Pee On A Ferrari	Did you hear....?	Baywatch
Donkey and Onion	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped
The Mailbox	Sex Over-Easy	Bush on Unemployment Aid	Fishing For a Sale
Redneck Shopper	Ice Hole	People Really Said These Things In Court	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father
The Birds and the Bees	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama' got sauce	Lunch time
The Great Wiener Caper	Loose Constructionists	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	Vaseline Knob
Latex Gloves	God and Men's Sex Lives	Air Mattress	Reasons for Being French
Yo mama's So Fat	Men With No Arms or Legs	Blow pop	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Redneck Driver's License Application	Yo mama's...Short	Alabama Farmer	Glories of old age II
Voodoo Enronomics	Three nuns die and go to heaven....