Buddhist Dog

What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Blonde Jokes	River Deep	A Brief Visit to the Doctor
Good for the Heart	Blonde House Party	Shriveled Lovin'	Darn Crazy Kids
Blonde Looking for a Job	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Redneck... Fast Food	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Like Father Like Son	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Seven Dwarfs	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
Redneck Job Interview	Disarming the Guard	Joke Written By and For Retards	Blonde Jokes
Blonde Snowman	West Virgin-ia	Blonde lumberjack	Hot 'n' Heavy
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	River Deep	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Bad Day Blondie
Yo mama is so old, she knew...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan
Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Psychology Class	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	350 Pounder?
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Blonde Looking for a Job	Elephant Time	Difference!
Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Government Tactics	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Poor
Clinton's Music	Blonde's Appendicitis	The Birds and the Bees	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron
kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? ...	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape