Buddhist Dog

What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Definite Definition	Helisoft	Dumb mama joke	Blonde On a Ledge
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	The Blonde and the Librarian	It Burns	The Three Ugly Ducklings
Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Cow with No Legs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Gold Digger
Baking Blondes	The NEW Poopie List!	Osama in the Holy Land	Yo mama's So Poor
Name Those Tracks	There's No People Like Snow People	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Yo Mama's... Ugly	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Blonde and License Plates	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Dinner's Ready!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Two hicks at a toy store	Crab Cakes	yo mama's hair...	Code for Sex
Yo mama's So Fat	David's Brother David	Blonde Looking for a Job	Toe Curl
You So Ugly	Chew on this	Yo mama's So Ugly	Dikfer
Put It On Your Organ	Bush and Bill	Eternity	Two brunettes and a blonde...
Bush's Morning Run	Riding in Cars With Boys	Iraqi Law	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Snow Body Knows	Blond Father