Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	The Eternal Optimist	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Capitalism for Dummies
You Work for the Government When:	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...
Eating is a Sport	Funny Business	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Blonde in Pain	Urinalotta Trouble	Bush and Bill	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Did you hear....?	Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Red Ring	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack
Blondes Doing the Wave	Donations for Dee Dee	Where did it go?	Father and Son
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	A Few Good Lawyers	Don't Say This During Sex	Halle Berry Bares All
Porcupines	Birdie Poem	Flour Patch	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Lost with Translation	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Yo Mama's So Poor
Jumping Rope	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blondes and Virgins	You're So Poor...Trashcan
Ghost story for tots	Clinton's Protection	Rooster Prozac	Rooster in His Declining Years
Go Fish	Definition of Agony	Men With No Arms or Legs	yo mama is so fat....
Divine Flatulence	Famous People Say the Darndest Things