What is it?

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Einsteinium	Yo mama's So Fat	Accident on the Golf Course	Abstinence
New Version of Playboy	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Clinton & KFC
Two fraternity brothers...	Wright, Right?	Obese Michigan Mammas	Healthy Virgin
Washington Survey	Blonde...Bananas	Blonde Pooltable	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Yo mama's...Door	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Froggie Proposal
Wal-marks the spot	Four Men and Their Dogs	Bombing Works	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped
Joke by a Latent Homosexual	Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Paris Native	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Doctor Demented
Yo Mama's Halloween	Annoying Boy on Bus	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Tooth
Gold Digger	Ouch!	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Fly Yi Yi
Blonde Bet	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Flour Patch	Damned if I know
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Halle Berry Bares All	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama's So Ugly
Sleeping Blonde	Your teeth are so busted...