What is it?

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Blonde in a Swimming Race	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
The Man With One Brain	Hanging with Blondes	Confucius Say	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Redneck Drivers	The Annual Check-Up
Jokes On You, Teacher	Hot 'n' Heavy	Disarming the Guard	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Playing Doctor	Yo mama's So Stupid	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo mama's...Greasy
Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Yo Mama's So Poor
A Horoscope For The Workplace	Iraqi Law	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's Teeth	Yo mama's...Fat	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
The Redneck's Milk	HMO Executive	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Blonde Hide and Go Seek
Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	PC Three Little Pigs	Ice Fishing	Nouveau Riche Blonde
Lightbulb Flies	Black Sheep	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
Bathtub Anxieties	kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? ...	Lawyer in a Tree	Yo mama's...Stupid
Mad Cows	What Men Want