Mexican

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lucky Frog	What's Rough and Hairy?	69er's Get Sacked	Blonde in a Swimming Race
Current Administration	Wife vs. Job	Convenience Store	You So Ugly
Baby Drink	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Like Father Like Son	Blonde...Bananas
Voodoo Enronomics	Ding Dong	Jackass	Yo mama's...Stupid
You Work for the Government When:	Osama Bin Lighted	Oscar Meyer	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo' Face So Greasy	Yo mama's So Poor	Bush Does a Favor
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Radical Procedure	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde Alumna
Redneck Bubblebath	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Blondes and Candles	Bubble Blowing Duckies
Horny Old Ladies	Test Tube Baby	Bad Lawyer	Stumbling and Mumbling
Archeological Gag	First Class Blondie	International Beer Syndrome	Yo mama's So Stupid
Lightbulb...Californians	Phone Line	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Clinton's Favorite Things
Joke for Limeys	Yo mama's So Flat	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Stupid
Signs You're Burned Out	Old Ladies and The Flasher