Mexican

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	The Origin of Little Debbie	Dought Girl	Difference Boy & Girl
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Topless Sunbather	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Free Sex Contestants	Horse Tears	One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's So Fat
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Redneck Job Interview	Baby Talk	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen
Yo mama's So Fat	New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Air Mattress
A Horoscope For The Workplace	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	That Fly
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Sick Hick	Yo mama is like a brick...	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Dynamite!
I Guess That's Fair	Right of Way	David Beckham	Golf On The Sly
Flour Patch	Taliban Poetic Justice	People Really Said These Things In Court	Ark-N-Saw
Olllllld Lawyer	Dumb as Rocks	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...	Teacher's Pet
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Yo mama's so dumb...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Pickle Slicer
Sneezy	The Blonde Fox