Stay Home Blonde

How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skydiving	Elevator Shoes	Yo mama's So Stupid	Osama's Covered Wagon
No one is safe	Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blondes and cow patties	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Yo mama so short...
You're So Poor...Christmas	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Blonde Bicycle	A Real Ball Buster
Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Door Hinge	Blondehole	Greg Norman
In The Navy	Yo Mama's So Old	Broomsticks	Porcupines
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Capitalism for Dummies	What Do I Look Like?	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
Whose Son is He?	Microsoftie	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	The 11th Commandment
FLAT BLONDE	George W. and Moses	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Enron Transcripts
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Texas Talkin'	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Little Johnny's Wish	Sign On The Brothel	Redneck Home Improvement	Out of T.P.
Dinner's On The Table	What Men Need Most	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	Blonde - Transplant
A Few Good Men	Children and Cars