Yankees, Lightbulbs

How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?

None. Thats what rednecks are for.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Split Up The Middle	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Dought Girl	Yo mama's so Nasty
The Teacher's Gift	The corporate ladder	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	The Raffle
Three Hellos	Skittles	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
Snoop Doggs Teeth...	Snack Food	Backstroke Dolly	Innie Weenie
Clinton & A Screwdriver	Vaseline Knob	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Egg Donor
The Quotable Marion Barry	Sex Advice	Stupid Blonde	Animal House
Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Strict Sex Schedule	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Redneck Soccer
You Might Be A Redneck	Rubbing Her The Right Way	350 Pounder?	Southern Values
Taxation	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Redneck Baseball	Consulting Fun
Rare Disorder	Bar... Alabama	Al Gore's Piercings	The Definition of
Reasons for Being French	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Vending Machine and Blonde
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	What Has 100 Teeth?	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Vibrators and Soybeans
Christmas Bonus	Shoplifting