Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Door Hinge	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Stuck in the middle
Yard Work Sign Language	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Burried 10 Feet Under	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Redneck Engineering Exam	Blonde on the Run	Bush Does a Favor	Electric Nut
Country Politics	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	The Blind Man and the Whore	Special Remedy
You So Stupid	Skittles	Mechanic's Lube	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid	Five Minutes to Midnight	Jane's Dirty Mind	Yo mama's So Ugly
Medical Miracles	New Baby	Dubya 'Do.	Return the Dog
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Attack of the American Women	Clinton Stew
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	In the back woods of Arkansas...	You Might Be A Redneck	Porcupines
Circumcisional Evidence	Toy Cars And Breastices	Government vs. Mafia	Peeing Leprechaun
Keeping In Under The Kilt	Ugly mama and a tail	Church	Man Of The House
Ghost story for tots	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
Osama's Ride	You know you're having a bad day when your ...