Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rent	Blonde - Transplant	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Farmer and the Cow
You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	The Midget Scopes the Blonde	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Clinton's Protection
Roman Warrior	Hole in One	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
100,000 Frenchman	Yo mama's So Stupid	Mail Order Blonde	Chair Man of the Board
Multi-Balls	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde...Faxes	Yo mama's... stupid
Blonde in the Mirror	Red Ring	Yo mama's so Stupid	Holiday
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Ignorance	Chores on the Farm	You Might Be A Redneck...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Redneck Marital Woes
Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Elephant and Man	A Definite Definition
Can't Take You Anywhere	Hard Drive	Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks	Yo mama's So Stupid
Ugly mama and a tail	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Squeaky Clean	Nouveau Riche Blonde
Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	Love Is Blindness	Yo mama's so stupid	Blonde...Passenger
New Version of Playboy	Blondes Making Kool-Aid