Monster Valentine

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saddam's Bumperstickers	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Cow with No Legs	Exotic Male Dancer
Little Leprechaun?	Did I do that?	Bill Of No Rights	Glories of old age
Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Hot 'n' Heavy	Crab Cakes	Male Masturbation
LSD Cocktail	You So Ugly	The State of Lawyers	Bone Diggers
A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Politics and Golf	Redneck Death	Drink up
Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Broomsticks	Lesbian Harem
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Video Blonde	Yo mama's...Stupid
Lepechaun at Augusta	Black and White and Red All Over	What Is Politics?	Donations for Dee Dee
Crab Cakes	Taxed Blonde	Clear Blue Easy	Mom's Sponge
Yo mama's...Fat	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Thermos and Blonde	Blonde...Bananas
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Whack Off	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	The Aggie
Shoot The Pig	Headache	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Homosexual
WINDERS 98	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps