Monster Valentine

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Carpet	Talking Italian
Bigfoot and Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Okie Jokie	Curly Hair
Confucious...Baseball	Never Seen A Priest	Clinton's Safe Sex	Blonde Lightning Storm
Yo Mama's So Dirty	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Doggy Style	Gary Condit's M.O.
Early Stages of Viagra Development	Wavey Blonde	Monday Night Osama	Blonde's Twinkle
The corporate ladder	West Virgin-ia	Redneck Name Tag	Redneck Disaster
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Scot Got Naught	Plaster Lawyers	Tales From The Shire
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Pickle Slicer	Ark-N-Saw	New Canadian Flag
Yo mama's So Poor	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Political Pampers
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Monica At The UN	Sex In Advertising	Turtle Soup
Air Head on a Beer	Baby boomers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	You're So Poor...Trashcan
Pickle Slicer	Nouveau Riche Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid	Plug it in, Plug it in
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Dumb as Rocks