Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

My First Time	Comfortable	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Yo mama's tities...
Guys vs. Girls	Blonde Puzzle	Yo Mama's...Old	Snakeskin Punny
Miracle Exercise	Old Man and his Babies	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Late AGAIN	Eternal Judgment	Five Minutes to Midnight
What A Woman/Man Really Means	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Yo mama's...Fat	Clocks
Chin nuts	Tales From The Shire	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	A Few Good Lawyers
Sex Contract	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Chinese Workman	Yo mama's so dumb...
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Yo mama is so dumb...	Getting Flowers	International Beer Syndrome
Pretty Hair	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Halle Berry Bares All	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...	Soyburger vs dildo
Morning at the White House	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Tasties in a Half Shell	History Remembers Bill Clinton
The Man With No Voice	Bubba Died in a Fire	Taxation	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Yo mama's so hairy...	Skip To My Fool