Black and White and Red All Over

What's black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Oscar Meyer	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Why God Created Man	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog
The Christmas Elf Massacre	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Yo mama's so fat... belt
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Milking it	Yo momma so stupid...	Horseback Riding
Blonde and Tracks	Thanksgiving Everyday	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Clinton's Finished Now
If You Could!	Natural Blonde	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Redneck Job Interview
Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Coincidentally	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Attack of the American Women
Yo mama's...Fat	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Ghost story for tots	Annoying Boy on Bus
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	The Eyes Have It	Tiny Headed Man
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Circumcisional Evidence	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Yo mama's So Flat
America has finally captured Saddam ...	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Rooster in His Declining Years	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge
Tennis Balls	Hail To The...No, Wait	Afghani TV Guide	Sex and Bridge
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Iraqi Law	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
Monster Mystery	Dubya 'Do.