Black and White and Red All Over

What's black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	Proverbs	Blonde in a Library	Hands and Knees
Yo mama's...Ugly	A Daring New Position	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Blonde and Clock
Confessions Of Sodom	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Frenchman and Farm Animals
Get Your Feet Wet	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Redneck Ghost Story
Cow Pat Lip Gloss	The 11th Commandment	Railroad Redneck	Redneck Religiousity
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Archeological Gag	Laptop
Sex In Advertising	Turtle Soup	Little Green Balls	Bush Gets Testy
Gross Grandma	Five Minutes to Midnight	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Mafia Christmas
Yo mama's...Fat	Peanut In Your Ear	The Definition of	Runny Noodle
Parakeet Cereal	Flighty Blonde	Yo mama's So Small	Don't Choke
Why did the blonde get fired...	Blondes and Bricks	What P.M.S. Stands For	The Answer
A Greater Insult	Father and Son	What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt	Madame President
Magnum PI	English, Irish & Scottish Football