Tasties in a Half Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Exotic Male Dancer	Whistle While You Twurk	Line of Blondes
Blonde and Clock	Phone Line	Clinton after Coitus	Bush, Einstein and Picasso
Parrot-Prostitutes	Mom's Sponge	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Half-Brainiac
Shirts Off	Politically Speaking	Jenna's Predicament	One day a blonde went into a department ...
Hot Enough For You?	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Man Of The House
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Fortune 500	Soy Toy	Bush Fans
What a Gasser	Blondes at Sea	JFKaput	Yo mama's so stupid... drown
Blonde Fish Killer	Turtle Soup	Holy Water	Hard Drive
Ice Cream	Screw The World	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Blonde - Death in the Family
You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Screwed, For Sure	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	A little boy wrote to Santa ...
Yo mama's so fat...	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Touchy Feely Cracky	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born