Tasties in a Half Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Blonde Crossing	What's Worse?	HMO Executive
Sliding Doors	Ancient Chinese Torture	Elevator Scene	Still Together
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Osama in the Holy Land
Indecent Exposure	Voodoo Enronomics	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Eatin' Possum
If Ever You're Choking...	Natural Blonde	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Frenchman and Farm Animals
Scratch Those Thangs	Yo mama's So Stupid	What Is Politics?	Two Hookers
Yo Mama's So Dumb...	Blow in the Blonde's	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Redneck...Bath	Lepechaun at Augusta	Sheep Boy	Yo mama's So Poor
Ceramic Guys	Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Ugly mama and a tail	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Blondes and Ice Cubes	Blank Willow	Lift Off	Old Man and his Babies
Redneck Parkin' Lot	Mechanic's Lube	Blondes and Fun	Yo mama's so dumb...
Instant-Win Airbags!	Government vs. Mafia	A falling out	Yo mama is so dumb...
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Yo Mama's So Dumb...