Law School Graduation Gift

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?

A: A lobotomy.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Good Year	Christmas Carol Parrot	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet
Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Blonde Bicycle	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Osama's Valentine
Why God Created Man	Ancient Chinese Torture	Redneck Ghost Story	Accident on the Golf Course
500 lawyers in the ocean	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Three Blondes	Peanut In Your Ear
Lesbian Harem	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Yo mama's so stupid
Bubba Died in a Fire	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Beer Consumption	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Vaseline Knob	Monday Night Osama	No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's so fat... shaves
Blondes and Buses	Farmer Joe and his Mule	The Hired Help	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
What P.M.S. Stands For	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	J.Lo and doorknobs	Gay Church
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Phone Line	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Bush's Morning Run	Bus Stop Blondes
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Fire Truck
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	B-Day Sex