Ultimate Rejection

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

There She Blows	What Are Politics?	Walruses And Their Tupperware	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Joke for Limeys	Bzzzz	G-spot vs. a Golfball
I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Jungle Gaiety	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Oscar Meyer
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Gross, Grosser, Grossest	Buried Lawyers
Wallet and Genitals	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Taliban Snippet	Still Together
Yo mama's So Ugly	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
The Paperboy	Yo mama's...Curb	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's Halloween
Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Fly-swatter	Replacing Vanna	Captain Hook's Death
Yo mama is like a brick...	The Dirty Wife	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	The Great Crab Escape
Blonde and Tracks	Yo mama's...Bus	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Mom's Sponge
Yo Mama's...Stupid	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Yo Mama and her Car	Lift Off
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Old Ladies and The Flasher	An Ugly Position	Malcolm in the Puddle
Yo mama's So Ugly	TiVo