Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:

If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Hot Tomato	River Deep	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Dogs Take Their Licks	New Priest In Town	Country Politics
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Blonde Destroyer	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
Blondes Screwing	Three Couples, No Sex	Redneck Shopper	Yo Mama's So Fat... World
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Nutty Hunters	Mouth Organ	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Blonde and Blonder	Man Catches Crocodile	The Teacher's Gift	Made in Canada
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Arkansas Toothbrush	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Rump Roastin'	Political Pampers	Cook
Yo mama is so dumb...	No one is safe	Cash Flow	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Yo mama's...Ugly	Clinton's Music	Yo mama's so stupid...	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
The Blonde and Her Melons	She Gives Great Headphone	Education in Arkansas	Blonde Nurse
Who is Marylou?!?	Pad Talking	Defense Lawyer's Good News	You're So Ugly... Porkchop
Yo mama's so short...	The Blonde and the Doll